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» ComedyCode - Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
» Computer Programming Humor - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
» Computer Stupidities - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
» Epigrams in Programming - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
» Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
» Hacker's Wisdom - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
» Hello, World Page - Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
» Holger's Humor Page - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
» How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot - Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
» Jargon File - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
» Laugh Along with GNU - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
» Life of Programmer - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
» Object-Oriented Programming Jokes - Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
» Programming Languages are Like Women - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
» Programming is a Weird and Wacky World - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
» Quotes about Programmers - Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
» Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal - Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
» Real Programmers Don't Write Specs - Compilation of quotes from "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" and other sources.
» Reflections on Trusting Trust - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
» Softpanorama Humor Archive - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
» Softwarequotes.com - Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
» The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life - A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
» The Evolution of a Programmer - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
» The Retrocomputing Museum - Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
» The Tao Of Programming - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
» Trills' Humor Archive - Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.